Sunday, August 5, 2012

Life in deepest France

We live in a one-dog sort of village. He can usually be seen lying on the road near the church. If you arrive by car he will raise his head, give a mournful yawn and get out of the way with great reluctance to allow you to park your vehicle. If you arrive on foot he may bark at you - all French dogs seem to be trained to do that - but really it is more of a welcome. His tail will be wagging furiously.

Ours is a not a big village. Oh all right, it is a small village. The commune is divided up into a number of small hamlets and ours just happens to be the biggest. All told, the commune number about 350 people. But we have a mayor and two deputy mayors and nine councillors. In fact when you discount the children it seems everybody can have a turn at being a councillor. Even foreigners can be on the council - and we have one Englishwoman who got elected and her responsibility seems to be water. I don't think she is doing her job properly as we haven't had serious rain for four months. We read in the news of all the rain they have been having across the Channel in Britain and sometimes wish they could send a bit our way.

So a foreigner can be on the council but legally may not be mayor. Our mayor is a retired post office official and a widower. Just the other day a marriage bann appeared on the notice board: the mayor is getting married. He signed his own notice of marriage so it must be true. Most village gossip is exchanged in the bakery. I was approached by Monsieur Bien Cuit. I don't know his real name but he always asks for his baguette to be Well Cooked so that is how I think of him.

"Do you know," Monsieur Bien Cuit said, "our mayor is getting married?"

"Really?" Yes, I had seen the notice but it is always better to let a neighbour think he is letting you in on a secret.

"Yes," Monsieur Bien Cuit said, "our mayor is like a leek upside down: he is white on top but green down below."

What a poetic way of putting it.

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